The Purpose of Weekends

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. ―Bill Watterson

The Prevalence of Perseverance

Perseverance is more prevailing than violence; and many things which cannot be overcome when they are together, yield themselves up when taken little by little. ― Plutarch

Dieting Advice

Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge. ― Don Kardong

How to Garden Happiness

A good deed is never lost: he who sows courtesy reaps friendship; and he who plants kindness gathers love. ― Basil

How to Avoid Aging

If you carry your childhood with you, you never become older. ―Tom Stoppard

Labor Day

Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken. ―Bill Dodds

It's always the pebbles...

Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbles in your path and you will find you have crossed the mountain. ―Author Unknown